Let's go to the movies,
A big feature film.
There'll be unsung heroes
And a nice plot twist.
All the gals are pretty;
They will sing and dance.
And the money's flowing!
It's a good, good life.
Weathered gunslingers, fencing castle guards,
The hard-boiled detectives, bored aristocrats.
Desperado pirates, drinking socialites,
Psychopathic villains, sexy femmes fatales.
They are all so witty that they'll make you smart.
But the sick child dying is bound to make you sad.
Watch the drama unfolding with suspense and thrills;
For incurably romantics there's a final kiss.